saya suka sebal dan heran kalo mendengar mahluk bumi yang tinggal di sebuah kampung kumuh nan berantakan bernama indonesia berbicara sebab mereka senang sekali membumbuhi kalimat dengan kata-kata yang tidak perlu gitu loh. ya seperti itu gitu loh. kenapa sih harus pakai gitu loh? apalagi biasanya suka dipanjang-panjangkan gitu loh. tidak cukup "o" nya satu menjadi dua atau lebih gitu loooooohh..

dikatakan bahwa di suatu tempat di dekat Arsy tumbuh sebatang pohon besar dan di bawahnya ramai anak kecil bermain. ketika sehelai daunnya gugur, seorang anak akan memungutnya. di atas daun itulah tercantum nama orang tua mereka.

"if it's strong you are, why leave?"
one of my fave scene is when yoda stops palpatine from escaping. this little green fellow really rocks! hats off to master yoda! for his wisdom and power, i think i love this character most.





overall i said that revenge of the sith is obviously the darkest episode in star wars saga. by watching this movie and witness the fall of the jedi, the ep VI title now has a deeper meaning and the missing link is now completed. for you which still blank, there is no luke skywalker in episode I - III. the story is about his parents. luke hasn't born yet and only appear as a baby in the end of ep III.


palpatine = darth sidious = the man with cloak are the same person.
all jedi are dead except obi wan and yoda.
the golden droid is C3PO, spelled as see-three-pio.
the small tiny smart droid is R2D2, spelled as ar-too-dee-too
Qui Gonn Jin is Obi Wan's master. He was killed by darth maul in ep I.


Ep I - III are about the fall of Republic and the rise of Galactic Empire.
Ep IV - VI are about the conflict between the evil Galactic Empire againts a group of freedom fighters named Rebel Alliance.
Yoda is dead in ep VI. he is 900 years old and his time has come.

if you're feeling it tonight (oh yeah)
and you wanna do me right (all right)
you gotta shuffle a little and groove with me
it's a blue invitation just come with me


*blue - invitation*


Turn the volume up,
Listen babygirl I like your stuff,
Come up close to me, I see,
How we gonna get some privacy?

Get on up,
Listen babygirl you are the one,
Think it's time for us to leave,
Can we get some privacy?


*blue - privacy*


damn. those beats really rock. and i found that it's a perfect companion while you are driving 120 m/h in a sunny morning.

there are too many stupid on jakarta street. and they are alive!
there are always crazy guys on IT. thank's god they are alive.

if you found no update for the last few days, it doesn't mean that this site is abandon but simply bcoz the owner had to stay in hospital for several days. the story is available in two versions and this is the long one (indonesian):


semuanya bermula dari hari minggu sore ketika suhu processor server meg mendadak naik melebihi batas normal. kecenderungan over heating ini berlanjut terus meski beberapa usaha telah dilakukan seperti menaruh lap basah di permukaan processor dan menambah asupan cairan pendingin. setelah beberapa jam kondisi server menjadi semakin mengkhawatirkan lantaran macam-macam file dan data yang masuk *maksudnya makanan* mulai ditolak (baca: dimuntahkan kembali). penurunan performance ini tidak bisa dihentikan meski telah meminta bantuan teknisi *dokter* setempat. maka hari selasa pagi, setelah berkonsultasi lebih lanjut diputuskan membawa server meg ke bengkel reparasi *rumah sakit* guna penanganan lebih intensif.


dengan membawa-bawa nama salah satu tukang bedah perut *dokter kandungan* di sana, proses registrasi menjadi lebih lancar dan dalam tempo kurang dari sejam server meg sudah tergeletak lemas tak berdaya setelah bergulat berpeluh keringat semalam ... maksudnya setelah berjuang melawan demam dan muntah semalaman. teknisi spesialis yang dipercayakan lalu mengutus dayang-dayangnya *para suster dan perawat* untuk merawat dan membantu segala keperluan server meg selama di bengkel sementara ia sendiri memeras otak *bagaimana caranya ya?* untuk menemukan penyebab utama gejala over heating dan penolakan komunikasi pada port 80 ini. *port 80 = http = mulut, sebagai saluran masuk yang paling umum dan bebas*


setelah tiga hari menginap di bengkel yang meski tarif permalamnya cukup mahal tapi masih kalah nyaman dengan kamar hotel bintang empat di dekat lapangan adisucipto yogya dan menghabiskan lima kantung makanan cair *infus* server meg pun diijinkan pulang meski apa penyebab kerusakannya masih belum diketahui. pihak bengkel meminta server meg diperiksa lagi selang satu minggu berikut mengambil hasil tes struktur jaringan dalam. hingga saat artikel ini diturunkan server meg masih belum beroperasi dan harus menonton gosip serta telenovela sambil menjalani bed rest total.


that's the long version. the short one:
i was exhausted ..............

it is said that.......


every generation has a legend
every journey has a first step
every saga has its beginning


and now the saga is complete



THIS IS A MUST SEEN!!


and please be noticed that i obviously have no -once again- NO intention to watch the movie and giving a late briefing at the same time. i want to enjoy the duel, the romance, the space combat, the shape of sophisticated starship instead of telling who's that handsome guy, why does he here, what is he doing and how the story goes on. i want to witness the fall of the jedi and the rising of the dark side. i want to take my self to the galaxy far far away. so anybody who wanna go with me, make sure you armed yourself with star wars knowledge or i suggest to stay at the lobby.

setiap jam delapan malam biasanya tv sudah dibooking ke channel tertentu. yang pasti yang booking bukan saya karena saya lebih memilih mengurus mech infantry dan skuadron tank yang sudah berteriak-teriak minta komando. yang pastinya lagi selama mata saya terfokus ke layar monitor, telinga saya menikmati suguhan reality show yang lagi ngepop saat ini.

tapi yang pasti di acara itu ada saja hal yang mendorong saya berkomentar *baca: kritik membangun* dan biasanya kalo sudah begitu, penonton yang satu lagi suka complain karena yang pasti suara tv kalah dengan suara saya yang lemah lembut nan menggelegar ini jadi yang pasti, saya teuh sebal sama orang blo'on yang intelektualitasnya tiarap. jawaban beda euy sama pertanyaan. dan yang pasti, kalo ngomong teuh suka diulang-ulang, yang pasti bikin sebel aja. sampe saya teuh maunya yang pasti ngegaplok dia ajah yang pasti saya tidak suka sama orang yang menjual cerita susah dan air mata, sebab yang pasti orang seperti ini kalo dikasihani yang pastinya malah ngelunjak. jadi ya.. yang pasti begitulah, hadduuuuh yang pasti saya teuh sampe gak bisa ngomong lagi. udah ah, atur nuhun..

holmes never uses morfin. kokain is his favourite. and black box is usually orange, never a dark color. why? coz it makes it easier to be found in case of plane crash. i might add the it is the reidenbach waterfall, holmes's graveyard.

if you join a contest where you are required to gain credit from public as much as you can, take this advice: never ever ask them to vote you, instead create an image as your are the most wretched person in the world and need to be helped asap. there you go and people will vote you like crazy, forgetting how much the cost they have to pay and the fact that they do not really know you. this trick runs in indo only coz here, there's enough idiot people which are prefer to follow their emotion instead of logic. and if i you get their sympathize, you'll get them.

if i could then i would
i'll go wherever you will go
way up high or down low
i'll go wherever you will go


if i could turn back time
i'll go wherever you will go
...



*calling - wherever you will go*


+: kak, please deh. kalo suka lagu itu jangan yang udah kadaluarsa
lho? what's wrong with that?

does inul have a special talent? is her voice as strong as mariah carey or as clear as whitney houston? is she a genius music creator like eros or dhani? name a song title which is her hits single.


her weapon is only her butt and that way she got public's sympathy. as soon as people think it's enough to feel pity for her, she's soon forgotten.

selama beberapa minggu ini saya kerap kali harus mendemonstrasikan ilmu-ilmu khusus yang jarang dikeluarkan. jika biasanya memakai ilmu meraba dan meremas, belakangan diganti dengan ilmu memijat yang dipadu dengan aji welut putih, yaitu jurus melumuri tubuh dengan minyak cinta, maksud saya minyak tawon agar tangan lebih licin dan mudah meluncur. saya juga harus merelakan armada kapal perang dan tentara saya di sini menunggu perintah lebih lama dari seharusnya karena istri tercinta minta ditemani nonton kisah sophia latjuba dan hughes sambil disayang-sayang. untunglah sebagai prajurit terlatih mereka sangat pengertian. tidak pernah protes apalagi membangkang. ah disiplin militer terkadang memang berguna.


saya juga akhirnya terbiasa dengan peran baru dari sekedar penikmat beralih menjadi pembuat. kalo biasanya saya menjadi penikmat susu , kini tiap pagi harus membuat susu prenagen untuk kebutuhan asupan gizi istri. catatan: saya lebih memilih segelas susu coklat ato vanila ketimbang nescafe di pagi hari.


sehubungan dengan kehamilan ini, selain tukang bubur kacang hijau dan ketan item yang jadi rajin mengunjungi kami setiap sabtu dan minggu pagi, tukang roti pun jadi rajin berpatroli di sekitar rumah sebab biasanya pagi-pagi harus ada roti tawar isi kaya ato coklat untuk cemilan di jalan. saya juga tiba-tiba jadi paham seluk beluk rumah sakit dan tahu apa itu arti Spog di belakang nama seorang dokter. saya juga mendapati diri saya menjadi lebih cerewet soal kualitas dan kuantitas makanan yang dikonsumsi istri, terutama kalo siomay dijadikan alternatif pengganti nasi dan sayuran


jadi rekan-rekan yang saya cintai jika ada yang mengatakan biasanya wanita hamil menjadi lebih manja dan kolokan , percayalah bahwa anggapan itu tak jauh-jauh amat dari kenyataan.

i believe that there's still much more worthy tv program to watch instead of a reality show about a group of people who live together, guided by stupid rules.


now i want you to back to the real world. does the following sentence mean anything to you? aceh-nias-padang-krakatau-tangkuban parahu-bromo. do you see the pattern? it's simply start from the top (aceh) then went straight below to the bottom and finally reaches java. among the four elements, two of them had had their contribute. water (aceh tsunami) and earth (padang earthquake). it may be only a matter of time before the rest of the two (fire and wind) join the party to complete the natural disaster.

ways to get rich:
-. kill bill (gates) and take over his wealth
-. remove soros and clone your self to be like him
-. find a very rich parent and ask them to adopt you
-. join mlm and sit at the top of pyramids (it is useless if you stuck at the bottom level)


feel free to add the list.