selama beberapa minggu ini saya kerap kali harus mendemonstrasikan ilmu-ilmu khusus yang jarang dikeluarkan. jika biasanya memakai ilmu meraba dan meremas, belakangan diganti dengan ilmu memijat yang dipadu dengan aji welut putih, yaitu jurus melumuri tubuh dengan minyak cinta, maksud saya minyak tawon agar tangan lebih licin dan mudah meluncur. saya juga harus merelakan armada kapal perang dan tentara saya di sini menunggu perintah lebih lama dari seharusnya karena istri tercinta minta ditemani nonton kisah sophia latjuba dan hughes sambil disayang-sayang. untunglah sebagai prajurit terlatih mereka sangat pengertian. tidak pernah protes apalagi membangkang. ah disiplin militer terkadang memang berguna.


saya juga akhirnya terbiasa dengan peran baru dari sekedar penikmat beralih menjadi pembuat. kalo biasanya saya menjadi penikmat susu , kini tiap pagi harus membuat susu prenagen untuk kebutuhan asupan gizi istri. catatan: saya lebih memilih segelas susu coklat ato vanila ketimbang nescafe di pagi hari.


sehubungan dengan kehamilan ini, selain tukang bubur kacang hijau dan ketan item yang jadi rajin mengunjungi kami setiap sabtu dan minggu pagi, tukang roti pun jadi rajin berpatroli di sekitar rumah sebab biasanya pagi-pagi harus ada roti tawar isi kaya ato coklat untuk cemilan di jalan. saya juga tiba-tiba jadi paham seluk beluk rumah sakit dan tahu apa itu arti Spog di belakang nama seorang dokter. saya juga mendapati diri saya menjadi lebih cerewet soal kualitas dan kuantitas makanan yang dikonsumsi istri, terutama kalo siomay dijadikan alternatif pengganti nasi dan sayuran


jadi rekan-rekan yang saya cintai jika ada yang mengatakan biasanya wanita hamil menjadi lebih manja dan kolokan , percayalah bahwa anggapan itu tak jauh-jauh amat dari kenyataan.

i believe that there's still much more worthy tv program to watch instead of a reality show about a group of people who live together, guided by stupid rules.


now i want you to back to the real world. does the following sentence mean anything to you? aceh-nias-padang-krakatau-tangkuban parahu-bromo. do you see the pattern? it's simply start from the top (aceh) then went straight below to the bottom and finally reaches java. among the four elements, two of them had had their contribute. water (aceh tsunami) and earth (padang earthquake). it may be only a matter of time before the rest of the two (fire and wind) join the party to complete the natural disaster.

ways to get rich:
-. kill bill (gates) and take over his wealth
-. remove soros and clone your self to be like him
-. find a very rich parent and ask them to adopt you
-. join mlm and sit at the top of pyramids (it is useless if you stuck at the bottom level)


feel free to add the list.

...
entah dimana dirimu berada
hampa terasa hidupku tanpa dirimu
apakah di sana kau rindukan aku
seperti diriku yang slalu merindukanmu
slalu merindukanmu


*ari lasso - hampa*




it was me 15 years ago

i still don't get it why people can get emotionally involved with reality show such afi, petir or ii don't they know that they get nothing? if their fave candidat loses, they cry. if he/she gets hurt they are angry. if he/she wins they're happy. the winner takes all and they get nothing except bill of payment for hunders of sms or premium call. does the winner will pay it all for them? pity people. you are just another victim if you aware.

if you are familiar with the name Apple Mac or at least you ever heard it -well if you don't then i suggest you to comitte a suicide. where have you been anyway??-, an interesting fact is the story behind. Steve Jobs -founder of Apple computer- was three months late in filling a name for his new company. he was so desperate and if other colleagues didn't suggest a better name, he will call his company the name of his favourite fruit, apple.

take a look at this: you wake up at 7 am. have a tea and make a bowl of noodle for breakfast. play civ III till 11 o'clock. take a bath and watch infotainment *that's how they call it*. going out for lunch *gado-gado nyuum* at 12:30. going around the city, drop by at mall and have a creambath at nearest salon. go for shopping at supermarket and have a bowl of bakso + teh botol before you leave. by the time you arrive at home it's still 16:00 o'clock. the day is still long and you still have so much available time to spend. now i call it a place where time goes slow. how i wish jakarta was like it

after doing some blogwalking i found out that many people still proud for mastering linux, oracle, cisco router, any technical thing like it. though being able to do what nobody else can is fun, however they should see farer. tech is difficult. not everyone can. once you mastering it people will recognize your special skill and honoring you. but tech will not give you profit as much as management. you are ace, you are hero in your community, you are the most wanted person if someone has problem with their toy but despite them all, you are still a peasant. no more no less. and a peasant doesn't get as much as boss's.


another fact that should be taken into account is tech never stops growing. you have to follow it close enough or you'll be left behind and soon forgotten. if you still wanna called as the master then you must never stop learn which is consuming your entire life. bcoz you spend your time to study you'll never get chance to develop yourself. to try something else different. coz you simply can't crawl and climb up higher with your tech skill only.


for people who are busy boasting and smugging around, i let them with they narrow mind. they are surely heading nowhere.

T.G.I.P (Thanks God I'm Pregnant)

estimated baby due-date

name: USS Avanza
registration number: NCC-XXXX-XX
type: light freighter class starship
maximum speed: 180
defense system: primary shield, secondary shield + GOA hull
weapon: primary phaser, secondary phaser, torpedo launcher, neutron flash
hyperdrive capability: yes
cloacking device: no
holograph emitter: no
manufacturer: Toyota Engineering Corporation
Shipyard: Sunter solar system


since its introduction this ship becomes very popular and widely used by common race in galaxy. along with its sister ship USS Xenia, the duo perform a deadly combo for their competitor. its compact design makes it easy to fly and at the same time makes it an aggresive vessel. its cargo volume gives the flexibility for its owner to bring goods or passenger. this ship also known as the light version of USS Innova, a freighter with higher class.

when your internet downs and your phone downs and your mail downs, you're gonna think that you're living in a small isolated island at the edge of the world. what did the world say?

pergi ke kantor ato mall selalu bermasalah dengan parkir. baru datang sudah bingung cari tempat parkir dan terpaksa muter-muter gedung parkir. setelah dapat slot kosong, parkir mobilnya sendiri susyeh. sorenya pas mo pulang lupa tadi parkir dimana. B1? B2? zona merah ato hijau ya? pas mobilnya ketemu ternyata di depan mobil kita ada mobil lain yang diparkir paralel. terpaksalah cari tukang parkir dulu. setelah beres dan mo jalan, bingung lagi cari karcis parkir. tadi ditaruh dimana ya? di dompet gak ada. di kantong celana ato di tas? karcisnya ketemu masih harus antri di pintu keluar buat bayar parkir!


that's an example about repeat the same word many times in your sentence. thought sometimes it's hard to avoid *like the case above* it still can be done in another way. here's a brief of paragraph with the word "saya". instead of using "saya" again and again, you can do it without changing your sentence with a little trick:


terima kasih saya ucapkan kepada bapak kepala sekolah dan para guru. juga kepada teman-teman aku yang sudah mendukung gue selama ini. jika ada kata yang salah, ane mohon dibukakan pintu maaf yang sebesar-besarnya. demikian sambutan dari beta. wassalam.

it is said that each one of us has angels who will record what we did, what we said and they will flying up to heaven every subuh and ashar to report it to god, "sesungguhnya si fulan mengatakan..." therefor it is wise for being very carefull with everything we say as it might turn against us.

that fucking stupid asshole user . i know i'm gonna kill him someday. is it so hard to understand the different between OK and Cancel??

i only have one comment for the fuel price hiked: fuck you indonesian government!