we got a thunder strike last night and some network segments are down as the result. today's breakfast.

now i find out that i do not care when Thomas goes to another even to Klingon as well. all i care is about how much the score of rupiah against dollar, how much the rate of phone and bbm and is there any chance they're going down? *mimpi kali yeeee* and are there any job vacancies with minimum 15 million rupiah/month (nett. tax excluded) in a very well-known excellent oil and gas/communication/banking/mining company?

back from dinas luar

i'm backk!! setelah dinas ke banjarmasin, tepatnya ke kab. kapuas, akhirnya balik juga ke kantor.mm.. sebenarnya byk cerita menarik selama disana. tapi sayang, berhubung blum punya kamera digital atopun henpon with camera, jadinya beberapa foto selama disana blum dapat dipublish disini, sebelum discan.


maka dari itu kepikiran deh buat ganti henpun berkamera. jadi maksudnya jika ada cerita menarik langsung dapat dipublikasikeun disini. eniwei, minggu depan ada rencana dinas lagi ke makassar, kota kelahiran gue. nah.. makanya itu pen banget bisa ambil foto" selama disana and di share disini.. bisa gak yaa??

if you usually use the following account to log on to your pc:


login name: kampret


then someday you find out it has changed into:


login name: sompret


what should you do? simply change the login name and type your password. but some people are so damn stupid that he asked for help. perhaps i should suggest him to jump in front of a running truck.

mmm..

wah.. saking lama gak nge-blog, pas buka blogger, lei out nya pun dah berubah gue gak tau. kemaren wiken gue stayed at bed karna diare. wah gak bisa ngomong banyak dulu nih, soalnya ntar lg dah jam pulang, n besok gue dinas ke banjarmasin, tepatnya di kab. kapuas. so wish me baik-baik saja disana n bisa back home lagi dengan sehat wal afiat and setumpuk oleh-oleh. hehe.

this stuff has a brand new lay out. whoaah, it somehow reminds me to replace mine with a new one as well.


some people never changes. it is not about "can" but "want". once a child forever a child. heh, i wonder how come she graduates from college. a person like that should stay in play group. a place for 3-5 years old children playing and singing together and no worries about other things and only mind with their dream. that's where she is belong to.

i hate debt collectors for their fucking attidude. may they are all burn in hell

one day when both my hands are working and my brain is busy and i am the only IT left in this room...



kriiiinggg
"halo?"
"pak, ini mo muter cd tapi koq enggak bisa ya? katanya playernya ato apa gitu gak ada.."
"cd apa?"
kresek.. kresek.. *paper sounds, kinda looking for something somewhere hidden under books, agenda, calendar, paper and porn tabloid*
"tulisannya cd rom, writeable 700 embe.."
"bukan! maksud saya itu cd lagu, cd film ato apa?"
"ini cd anak saya pak, dia dapet dari internet.."


look pal. i don't care if it is belong to your son, your grandpa, grandma or you stole it from somebody else. all i need to know is WHAT THE HELL IS THE TYPE OF THAT FUCKING CD? by recognize the file type inside we can determine which program needed to run your beloved son's cd and you'll stop wasting my precious time and everyone is happy. so stop using your mouth and use your brain instead.

now i notice the major different between IT people and others:


when IT thinks it is simple others think it is complex
when IT thinks for five years ahead others think for five hours



if IT sees a circle others see a line
if IT sees the big picture others see the small piece


no i'm not saying that IT is the superman. it is only the way of thinking but that makes the different

if you do not know then ask. if you do not understand then say. do not act like you're already do, stupid.

last wednesday

mm.. halu, i'm back! aduh lama bang-get yah gak nulis di blog. hehe. aduh maklum yahh.. abisnya rada-rada jenuh nge-blog nih, atau jenuh ama lay out nya yakk?? yasutralah. oke deh skrg gue mo ngomongin mengenai jakarta macet rabu kemaren itu. duh, topik basi kali yaa?? hehe, ya maap, soalnya kemaren itu gue baru masup kantor setelah dinas yang 'diperpanjang' menjadi 5 hari di jogja. nah, pas onlen ke forum ini gue baru tau kalo hari rabu minggu lalu itu ternyata jakarta super duper macet. sampe banyakan orang kantoran pada pulang pagi dini hari keesokan harinya. alamak jann!!


ceritanya begini, hari rabu itu gue brangkat ke jogja dengan pesawat jam 4 sore. emang sejak siang hujan udah mulai turun dan kilat petir menyambar-nyambar *hikz.. cerpen banget bahasa* dan jam stengah dua-an baru gue and bos gue mulai brangkat setelah taxi datang. nah, kebayang gak, jam segini aja, dari kantor yang di senen itu makan waktu ampir 3/4 jam kali yaa.. baru sampai di hotel golden daerah gunung sahari itu. ampun deh, masih jarak dekat aja udah macet gak gerak gitu?? dari hotel golden ke arah kemayoran agak mendingan, dan akhirnya baru setelah masuk tol priok-cengkareng mulai lancar jalannya. untungnya sampe di bandara jam 3 pas jam cek-in. duh gak kebayang gue kalo kejebak macet di tengah jalan. bisa-bisa angus 2 tiket yg gue beli buat perjalanan dinas ke jogjaa... palagi denger-denger orang" di jkt pada gak bisa pulang ke rumah hari itu. gimana coba kalo gue gak dinas hari itu? bakal kejebak macet juga kali?? hii.. but, bad newsnya 1 tiket buat bos gue yang gue talangin dulu itu blum digantiin sampe sekarang! hikzz...

expert recommends to take a break after spending 15 minutes with computer. ok so close down your file, pick up your mouse and open the browser. heh, i hate today slow networking. what the hell is going on here?

good news: end of month is around the corner = salary transfered within days = feeling rich = hip hip hura hura
bad news: damn tax.

don't bugging me with that damn stupid question and complaint by the time i've just arrived and doing the morning browsing around 07:30 am. i hate it. unless you're about to offer me snack or something delicious.

the common question yesterday morning among the staff is:
"sampe rumah jam berapa kemarin?"



and the common answer is:
"dari kantor jam 5. sampe rumah tanggal 22"*audience is laughing*


so you leave the office at 5 pm and arrive at home at 1 am. only in jakarta ladies and gentlemen. *audience is clapping*