ketahuilah hai manusia, tiga kenikmatan primitif yang diberikan Tuhan-mu padamu:
1. tidur
2. seks
3. boker, beol, eek, pup atau apapun kau menyebutnya.

 

ketiganya mempunyai kemiripan dan pengaruh masing-masing. hal-hal yang mirip seperti sound effect misalnya, tidur sambil mengeluarkan suara gergaji memberi kepuasan yang paling tinggi ketika kita bangun serta kondisi tubuh yang paling segar, meskipun mengganggu tetangga kiri kanan.

 
seks pun menjadi tidak seru bila tidak diiringi suara-suara pertarungan yang gemuruh. ibarat dua pasukan besar yang bergumul di tanah lapang, selalu ada suara pertempuran yang menyertai. mungkin sedikit rintihan *ketika sedang terdesak*, mungkin sedikit lenguhan *ketika desakan musuh semakin hebat*, mungkin sedikit hardikan *ketika posisi berbalik menjadi di atas angin dan datang kesempatan untuk balas menyerang*, mungkin juga teriakan kemenangan ketika akhirnya tujuan serangan tercapai. bayangkan kalau pertempuran berjalan tanpa suara seperti film bisu, di manakah letak kenikmatannya?


 
boker juga tak kalah hebohnya jika ditimpali sound effect yang sesuai. mungkin permainan terompet sebagai pembuka disusul gebukan drum atau perkusi ibarat derap marching band yang lewat. lalu ditimpali dengan suara kecipak air yang membuat permainan menjadi lebih alami dan seru. kadang-kadang *tapi jarang* terdengar suara si dirigent memberi perintah jika tempo orkestranya dirasa terlalu lambat dan menyiksa. cuma jangan harap perintah diberikan dengan kalimat yang jelas, karena kesibukan mengatur permainan biasanya perintah cukup dikeluarkan dengan isyarat dengusan nafas atau erangan atau ngedenan bunyi-bunyian memang membuat ketiga kenikmatan di atas menjadi lebih menggigit.


 
yang kedua adalah keringat. tiga kenikmatan di atas menjadi lebih nikmat ketika disertai keringat yang mengalir. tidur yang berkeringat membuat badan terasa lebih segar ketika bangun, seks semakin seru dan bergairah jika dibantu keringat. sifatnya yang basah memudahkan eksplorasi medan dan melicinkan permukaan yang kasar. *ehm!*.

 
pup pun terasa lebih bermakna jika keringat mengucur deras saat mencoba menjadi OM (Orkes kamar Mandi) tunggal. jika tidak sempat olah raga untuk mencari keringat, cobalah lakukan ketika pup. hitung-hitung membakar timbunan kalori tubuh yang jarang digunakan.
kepuasan yang dicapai tergantung dari kualitas yang dihasilkan. masing-masing memiliki parameter sendiri. tidur berkualitas dicapai jika tubuh sepenuhnya beristirahat, tidak ada mimpi ketemu monster, tidak sebentar-sebentar terbangun, dan jangka waktunya pas. tidak kurang tidak lebih.


 
seks berkualitas membutuhkan kerja sama yang baik dengan rekan kerja yang dipilih. langkah demi langkah prosedur yang ditetapkan menentukan hasil akhir yang akan dicapai, termasuk di sini time schedule-nya. berapa lama masa pengenalan medan, berapa lama masa eksplorasi *dan apa saja yang dieksplorasi*, berapa lama masa persiapan sampai akhirnya masing-masing mulai melancarkan serangan


 
adapun boker berkualitas ditentukan pula oleh raw material yang digunakan. terlalu banyak material yang berkategori merah dan panas seperti cabai, merica, lada atau material yang berkategori kecut seperti asam, cuka dan sejenisnya akan menghasilkan produk yang encer. dan biasanya produk seperti ini tidak bisa ditampung lama di gudang finished good, maunya minta cepat-cepat diekspor keluar.


 
material dari keluarga simooooh, sikotek-kotek atau keluarga besar sihewani lainnya menghasilkan produk dengan kepadatan tingkat tinggi seperti halnya penduduk jakarta. berlawanan dengan produk di atas, produk ini susah sekali diekspor, untuk mengeluarkannya dari gudang finished good butuh perjuangan keras.


 
material berkategori hijau menghasilkan produk terbaik dengan tingkat kepadatan paling pas. produk ini dapat diterima pasar dengan baik dan pengurusan ekspornya pun tidak susah.


 
selain nikmat ketiganya pun memberikan efek positif pada manusia. tidur mengembalikan kondisi tubuh, seks selain membakar kalori juga memuaskan jiwa raga dan mengasah ilmu biologi sub bidang anatomi tubuh manusia kita sementara boker membuang racun dari tubuh dan mengurangi berat badan. coba timbang berat badan anda sebelum dan sesudah boker, umumnya selisih satu sampai dua kilo...

 
oh, just tip of the day after all

i'm sched to attend an outsite meeting after lunch and another meeting at U site by tomorrow morning. so that i live from one meeting to another. and i hope it is worth, at least i can go home earlier.

 
i already had a hard days during the past few weeks so i hope i can have a little more relaxing-enjoyable-not in rush-lazy mode-week end. i'm thinking about some pizza, ice cream and good vcd or books and coffe. i want good sofa with good food where i can sit for hour or two. and later go home and have some thriller-horror-sci fi-movie.

 
i'm still trying to figure out how this thing can work. and i begin getting bored with this one.

How to make a "Meg Riany"

Ingredients: 1 part jealousy 1 part brilliance 3 parts beauty

Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

ya Allah Engkau Yang Maha Pengasih lagi Maha Penyayang
mudahkanlah segala urusan kami ringankanlah rintangannya dan ringankanlah pula ujian-Mu
singkirkanlah kebathilan itu dari kami dan hapuskanlah jejak yang ditinggalkannya
lapangkanlah rejeki kami selapang lautan yang luas
dan berilah kami selalu nikmat sehat hingga tiba saat Engkau memanggil kami kembali

 
ya Allah Engkau Yang Maha Perkasa
lindungilah kami dari orang-orang yang memiliki niat jahat pada kami
kuatkanlah kami dan jauhkanlah kami dari azab-Mu.
lindungilah hati, tubuh dan pikiran kami dari godaan syaitan yang terkutuk
terangilah dan lapangkanlah kubur kami ya Engkau Yang Maha Penyayang
dan selamatkanlah kami dari api neraka

 
ya Allah Engkau Yang Maha Pengampun
ampunilah dosa orang tua kami
dan ampunilah dosa kami
hindarkanlah kami dari sakit berkepanjangan dan kembalikanlah nikmat sehat yang kau angkat dari kami sebab sesungguhnya segala kesembuhan itu berasal dari-Mu
peliharalah kami selalu dalam naungan kasih sayang-Mu
karena dari-Mu kami berasal dan kepada-Mu pula kami akan kembali

if you use e-mail and you set your message to be sent in plain text or rich text format then you can only place nothing but text. there's no way you can insert emoticons or smilies. so the sentences:

 
got you! :D

 
will remain as the way it appears. picture will be sent as attachment.
but if you set your message in html format, you can do more rather than just placing words. you can place smilies in your message. so the sentences above can appear like:

 
got you!

 
this works with e-mail program such as ms outlook or outlook express. dunno others. actually i still have some works to be done but it can wait . 

 
heh, i don't have the mood to continue that stupid-small-tiny-worthless-egosentris-project. stupid user with stupid habit with stupid idea. a perfect combo if i may say. i find out that the project at U site or helping set the system implementation for those new stores are much more interesting and challenging.

 
i also believe that i need to practice my kissing skill or i'll become rusty. so honey, what if i lay you down on my arms and touch your lips with mine?

so now here i'm back and i still not feeling well. still have some pusyeng-pusyeng and lemas-lemas and mual-mual and eneq-eneq  i relly wish the clock can run like lion on fire and suddenly it reaches 16:30.

 
i knew that i have many many fans here *uhuk* and they certainly can't lose me even for a single day. i think i need to choose someone to become my young padawan -and my dark apprentice as well.

 
i become hungry oftenly and i believe it's good to have some black pepper chicken or silrloin steak or iga bakar masak madu along with a big baked potato and salad and ice cream for dessert. i know that i have the taste.  anybody kindly enough to become my sponsor? i must save after all.

 
btw, i forget what i want to write thx for that stupid user who knew exactly when to interrupt.

a big hug for my hawky..

*HUGS* TOTAL!give hawky more *HUGS*
Get hugs of your own

good aunty

wiken kemarin ceritanya memenuhi kewajiban sebagai tante yang baik *apa coba*
ceritanya begini. konon..hmm.. nope, serius. gini, kurang lebih 2 minggu lalu tgl 5 juli, kakak ipar berserta 2 ponakan cilik gue dateng ke jakarta dlm rangka liburan. mereka nginepnya di ciledug, larangan.  padahal nih hari sabtu itu dakuw lagi di daerah ciledug juga lhoo.. cuman berhubung mereka datengnya jam 1 siang, dakuw tidak bisa mampir ke rumah mereka. soalnya pagi-pagi khan kudu nyoblos di TPS *warga negara yg baik*
 
 
nah.. berhubung daku biasanya juga keluar tuh hari sabtu doang.. minggu berikutnya gak bisa lagi deh ketemu. pasalnya, sabtu depannya daku bersama hawky ke mangdu cuci mata dan minggunya biasanya buat istirahat. soo... akhirnya baru direncanakan ketemu ya hari sabtu 16 july kemaren. itu juga karna mereka minggu malam udah mo berangkat balik ke makassar, soalnya si nadia *the biggest one* udah masuk sekolah lagi hari senin ini.
 
 
trus..trus.. si kecil adeknya, Fariz, abis ultah yg ke-1 tahun ditambah Nadia kata papanya rangking 8 di kelasnya. so, sebagai tante yg baik ya harus dateng dong dan tentu saja membawa kado. akhirnya sabtu kemaren berangkatlah tante meg kesana. janjian ketemu dengan dokter hawky di Tomang Tol Swalayan, yg gak gitu jauh dari rumah mereka.
Sampe sana.. si Nadia nongol.. bukain pintu. sebenarnya baru kira" sebulan lalu kami udah ketemu, waktu daku dinas ke makassar selama 4 hari. Begitu ketemu si Fariz, eh dia dah bisa jalan! tapi tetep aja, dia selalu nangis kalo mo digendong ato dideketin ama orang asing *gw msh termasuk asing soalnya jarang ketemu*
 
 
disana kita cuman sampai jam 1 siang. abis itu lanjut naik patas AC jur. senen. waktu itu nyarinya yg pake AC entah tujuan mana, soalnya tau jalan ke arah blok M pasti udah macet jam segitu. jadi, meski macet khan masih dingin ini. hehe. gak taunya tuh bis 44 liwat depan plaza senayan! ya sudah, pucuk dicinta ulam tiba, langsung aja kami turun dan ngadem n cari makan disana.
  
  
 

ok so we have a fucking vendor who think that they are everything in this world and they asked us more than they should and they feel they have power for a foolish stupidity reason. question now is: what should we do??
 
 
kill them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
i might add that the mail problem is still far from over. and it kept us busy for the whole morning while actually i'm not feeling quite well. and it also gives me a headache and make us grumble for some weird problems with some unexplaining reasons.
 
 
and as you all can see doneeh is return, however last time i logged on to their site and made some changes, there were still some annoying stupidity bugs which i can say very simple but critical. thing that you should be able to avoid if only the qc does its job.
 
 
some users have their mail account back, some haven't and that coz the phone keep singing for the whole day. heh, i wish it could sing like andrea corrs *she's still sexsyeh anyway*
 
 
as i said above i don't feel well. i still feel pegal-pegal and linu-linu and some badan sakit-sakit. i know i should lying on my bed , watching tv and play with my nephew but when profesional calls *jayuz.com*, it's hard for me to run away.
 
 
but now what i'm doing? i'm blogging around and stuck in this small little cube  messy room in a far place west side at java island. btw honey, i'll be in my room by 19:00. so don't forget to come with that white lingerie or the combination of that semi transparant red two pieces. you still owe me a striptease remember? i believe that hip hop music will be the best background for the show

after hundred of tries, trial and error of install install and install again and again, the six hours struggle ended up in a good result. we were successfully brought the mail server back online. viva us! but it is only for a time being after all, till the new one is purchased. we are setting up a back up server plus asking for a temporary pc to support the half-destroyed-almost dead mail server.

good news:
i don't have to check out the C site today


bad news:
i have to check out the C site tomorrow. woooooaaaaddddddddooooohhhhh


our mail server is badly damage and desperately needs replacement and what did they say when we propose the quotation? "kan masih bisa jalan, pake aja itu dulu"


now you see when your mail doesn't work and lost in space.

and if they think they can install their system in our environment, they are obviously wrong!


this is our territory our region our kingdom so be nice and do not play fire with us.


and i shall check out the C site by tomorrow morning. wuaaaadooooooooooooohhhhh

i could never understand why is it life can be so unfair. you helped people and by the time you need help they are only standing watching and do nothing. instead they are requesting more and more.


sometimes i wish i know nothing about sin, hell and heaven so that i can do everything necessary to achieve my goal. with your parents can't help and asking for your understanding, while you are desperately need help i can say you are totally alone. it is just you save so many life from a drunk titanic but you are left behind. and people that you saved are busy with them selves and forget about you.


i'll be totally surprise if i can get pass this through. i have no idea how i can get extra resource. fuck them all. i hate them. i do.

i'm doing some experiments with another shoutbox provider. yep doneeh is back but its site still under maintenance and most of the posts are totally gone can't be tolerance for a public provider.

i'm looking for doneeh replacement. it must be free and can be self customized. smilies or icon supported is a plus. any candidate anyone?

i got a tiny purple mark on my finger, yes ladies and gentleman i vote. *plok.. plok.. plok..* and who is the lucky person who got my valuable-very critical-very important-the one and only-precious-vote? sst! it's a secret. secret makes a man man.


well honestly i don't care who will be our next mr. president as long as it's not that fat-stupid-dumb-careless-megawati or that sinner-cruel-antek cendana-wiranto or that bullshit-cheerleader-no brain-big mouth-hamzah haz.


one thing i love from the election day: the traffic is outstanding!

beautiful life

i almost missed the 3rd episode of this kimu taku's new dorama played in Indo. sure, if only i did't change the channel by accident, i will miss the whole story of last night episode. he's one of japanese artist i love most! maybe coz i don't know much about other artists, or it could be becoz his last dorama, titled: long vacation is very very impressed me.


well, let's see what's Takuya Kimura brought now with. he looks not as sweet as before, though. the hair highlited in brown color now.


well, i think this's just one style difference than before, but he looks like totally changed! a little bit "kusam" in my opinion. very different with his previous black color which shines his bright color as asian people. but still, no matter with all that stuff. we can still enjoy the good looking and cool style of him anyway, right?



so don't miss it guys..
@ indosiar 21.oo of thursday!